Tragedy struck the Pocket Cullen family yesterday when Pocket Edward was discovered headless in his Coeur d'Alene home (AKA Sheila's purse) late in the afternoon during a routine cleaning.
"I tried to warn him that this was coming," said Pocket Alice, "but he was betting I was wrong."
This incident struck just months after the sudden loss of the foot of Pocket Edward-New Moon. The Pocket Cullens seem destine for tragedy with the injuries to the Pocket Edwards following the mysterious disappearance of Pocket Bella over a year ago.
"I was lucky," said Pocket Edward, "as it was nothing a little venom (AKA SuperGlue) couldn't repair. I got off much better than PE-NM as he still walks with a limp. I'm not sure why our family is being targeted for such hardship since we live such a quiet, peaceful life."
Both Pocket Edwards are expected to make a full recovery in time for their trip to Forks in 2 1/2 weeks, although they made need some assistance. Unfortunately Pocket Bella is still missing and presumed dead. If you have any information leading to her whereabouts, please contact the Bella Swan Hotline at 1-800-IDONTCARE.